Things I Have Learned Today

1. That if you slip on ice, you deserve to be laughed at. This has nothing to do with your character. Its just straight up hilarious when people don't know how to walk on ice in Northern Minnesota. (Oh, and I understand it can be a serious thing, people break themselves and bleed. Stuff like that but overall we need to laugh about the concept.)

2. If you eat like a ravenous lemur, refrain from eating in class. Today this kid was just going to town on his M&M cookie. I felt like leaving the class, he wanted that cookie to be in pain and it was hard to watch.... I just couldn't look away.

3. Some people are designed by the higher power to make us jealous. Maybe its a test.... maybe its an ego check. But not everyone was made equally. But we're all freakish in our own way.

4. Humans are born prematurely. Its because of our freakishly large brains I guess. We need to be shoved out early, because if we aren't then we wouldn't fit out.... uncomfortable to tell, but true. I don't know if biologists share this view with anthropologists, but I guess as human kinderlings, we take the longest out of any animal to nurse and depend our mothers. 

5. Other places are always cooler than wherever you are. Except our home town. Nobody really wants to be there which is kind of a disheartening concept, but that's just the way that things like this happen. 

Here it is back in the day.

6. This:  www.grouchyrabbit.com is the eighth wonder of the world. So. Freakin'. Awesome. 

7. There's a difference between funny and dumb. When you're funny, people laugh with you. When you're dumb, people laugh at you. 

8. I read somewhere that our brains make us think we're 5X prettier than we really are. So I might actually be ugly.... for sad.