A Valentine's Day Hate Fest By Alex

Things that make sense to me:
 (from www.someecards.com)
1. Just because you're alone this Valentine's Day doesn't make it any different that any other day in your life.
2. The only way I could be lonelier today is if the internet stopped working.
3. Hug a loner this Valentine's Day.
4. Tonight is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics.

Spiteful Poetry: by Alex
1.  Roses are red
     Violets are blue
     Sugar makes you diabetic
     So fuck all of you

2. Blood runs red
    Ink runs blue
    You make me sick
     Hence my green hue

3.  You get all you want, you glutenous whore
     I hate your guts, but your face even more
     Perhaps you'll get lost, whilst in the forest deep
     If you never come back, I shall not loose sleep

4. 'Today's the 14th', my calendar said to me
     I said, 'It looks like Tuesday', nothing special did I see
     'But see the happy couples walking round the square?'
     Nay, but I did see pretty flames for I burnt him then and there

Happy Singles Awareness Day (SAD).
[ No exclamation= intentional]